ALRIGHT ASSHOLES,

This is the Fraud. Welcome, sit down. Stand up. We're leaving. The Fraud is turning in. It's time for bed.

However, I'm being pressured to post something on this redic-ass shiz.

Some general thingz:

1. Unless there is a particularly rant-worthy sports event, all sports-related posts will be left up to Genesis.

2. I'm busy as fuck so don't pull your snake out yet because I might not be posting regularly like my friend Conway with his posts every Monday: pictures and whatnot.

3. I live by two mottos: -No regrets
-Everybody Wang Chung tonight

The Fraud